Clint Barton (
cfbhawkeye) wrote2014-01-19 07:43 pm
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Time Capsule
Doctor Stephen Strange is a handy fella. Between the whole time space and general dimensional weirdness and mutations out there its nice to be on the good side of someone that can actually choose and control where they'd like to go.
Strange is starting to become Clint's go-to guy for general weirdness he can't figure out on his own. It's costing him a fortune in fancy teas and Red Sox tickets but its worth it when it results in things working out. And Clint would rather prod him than Loki for these kind of power trips.
And Strange seems rather thrilled by the idea of a two hundred year jump in addition to a colossal fling through space to pop aboard the USS Enterprise with his general suck the ozone of the immediate area and minor implosion.
It was worse than Mjolnir...
Clint was pretty glad he didn't eat much and there for didn't puke too much all over the shiny metal floor of the Federation Flagship.
Strange is starting to become Clint's go-to guy for general weirdness he can't figure out on his own. It's costing him a fortune in fancy teas and Red Sox tickets but its worth it when it results in things working out. And Clint would rather prod him than Loki for these kind of power trips.
And Strange seems rather thrilled by the idea of a two hundred year jump in addition to a colossal fling through space to pop aboard the USS Enterprise with his general suck the ozone of the immediate area and minor implosion.
It was worse than Mjolnir...
Clint was pretty glad he didn't eat much and there for didn't puke too much all over the shiny metal floor of the Federation Flagship.
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Though, the answer to that might have to come later. The sound distract Jim and he looks up. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing to see someone walking on the ceiling, or something. "Did you hear that?"
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He tapped just behind his ear before looking back towards Jim. "What did it sound like?"
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Jim scrunches his nose as he looks at the ceiling, but there doesn't seem to be any other noises, so he shrugs.
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Clint headed across the room towards a panel on the wall, he typed in a code and intercom. The screen glowed to life and he chatted across with the line with the lead agent of the compound.
He grabbed a couple bottles of rootbeer, holding one aloft and called across to Kirk. "They're gonna have a look around. Care to wet the whistle?"
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He hasn't had a proper rootbeer in three years. Somehow, it's just the perfect thing to go with pizza.
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It's not a question of mockery, the tone is inquisitive and curious. Clint actually wants to know. The few things he cares about; weapons, food, the LA Dodgers, he wants to know about the fate of. The bigger picture stuff, politics, regimes, global warming, he's not so concerned about. They rise and fall, come and go, he's picked up the habit from Natasha to not get so involved or attached.
"I know they got rid of real meat and booze. And it sounds like generally anything fatty and delicious, yeah?"
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Jim snorts at Clint's vision of the future. He makes it sound like they're all vegetarian eunuchs. "We have real meat and alcohol, you know. Just can't raise cows on ships, so food in space is synthesized, and drinking and driving isn't advised so there's no alcohol while on duty or in potentially hostile areas."
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The lights flicker and then die, plunging everything into darkness. The sound of systems shutting down in the walls, ceiling and floor. The only thing left running was the locked door fail safe, humming quietly off to the side.
"...shit."
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"How much you wanna bet its gonna get alot worse. Blue button is night vision."
Clint silently and slowly moved towards Kirk, his eyes up on the ceiling as he flicked over the vision of his glasses. Uncanny eyesight watching the jerky movement of ceiling tiles as they were jostled from above.
The archer reached around to one of his holsters and pulled a Beretta free. On feel alone he checked the full magazine and extra chambered round and held it out towards Kirk.
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Still, he's got good aim. He knows how to aim for the leg or the arm, so that's what he'll do, he supposes, and he takes the gun from Clint, familiarizing himself with its shape and weight. Not too different from a phaser.
"That thing's gotta be, what... two tons, maybe more, to make the ceiling shake like that? Some kind of a walking tank? Do they even have those in this century?"
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Clint jerked his head towards a grate at the end of the room. "Find cover, get low, wait for them to come to us, heres hoping they're banking on the room being empty."
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"You find cover and get low. I'm going to see if I can identify any usable guns on this stuff," he gestures briefly at the tables of alien junk before he starts searching through it. He thinks he might have recognized a gun on his first pass-through, but he can't be certain. But hopefully it's something with a stun setting.
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The fact that the room hasn't been flooded with gas or lazers gives hope that they're expecting the storage room to be empty.
That plan and all that advantage will go straight out the window if Kirk's caught in plain view.
Clint flinches when metal shreds apart under claws or cutters and the darkess cut by pale blue light. Three long tubes of light are tossed in and scattered to light the room further.
The first one to drop down out of the hole in the ceiling is clearly the thing that was crashing around overhead. Their 'Tank' as Kirk appropirately . Smaller than Hulk but larger than Steve. The mutant looked like a man for the most part, but a large underbite, heavy tusks and larger than average hands ending in claws gave away his evolutionary jump. The Tank sniffed the air and scanned the room.
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Jim's suddenly not sure if this is because of all those nuclear leaks they've had, or if it's a general effect of pollution, or what in the hell, because he's pretty damn sure 23rd century Earth doesn't have any humans like that.
Too bad he's not friendly.
Jim shuffles further along down the row of tables, keeping out of sight but wanting more distance. He wasn't exactly able to get a gun, but he did get something that's like a tazer, so that ought to help take Tank down. Maybe. Though, it'd probably be good to find out what it's after. One thing in general, or the whole lot?
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In Russian.
Russian.
Christ Clint hated Russia and everything about it. Only thing that came out of Russia worth anything was Natasha. It just had to be Russia.
Another three bodies dropped down out of the hole, armed to the teeth with M15s and tactical gear. Clint grit his teeth and slunk slowly around, slipping as close as possible. He slowly cranked up his hearing aids, but his Russian wasn't the best. He relied too much on Natasha for it.
While Tank stalked off to start pacing around the room like a junkyard Rottweiler the other three stayed alert but relaxed. Clint had no doubt that everyone else in the building was either dead or in critical condition for that level of casual picking and poking around on the tables. One of them slung a backpack down and started to pull free a rig that would make for an easy method of transport to haul the artifacts up and out of the warehouse. Without a distance and advantage height of height Clint felt clunky and with a pistol it was worse. This wasn't going to end well. There was no way to pick off the numbers without the others realizing that the fight was on.
The possibility of a shootout was very real. There was no way Clint could let any of the enemy team or any of the equipment leave the facility.
Slowly Clint pulled out his phone, dialed an emergency number to Natasha then hit speaker, laying the phone out under a table as near to the operatives as he dared without diving in for a fight, he knew she'd understand the situation in a matter of moments and back up would be imminent.
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Instead, Jim's stuck with an archer inside a safe with a lizard-golem and three guys armed to the teeth with what looks like fully automatic rifles and a million pockets full of unknown. He needs a way to communicate with Clint. The glasses don't do it, apparently, which sucks, and it's not like he can use Morse code or light signals.
Though, it does seem as if these guys are fully intent upon carrying away all, or at least the majority, of the stuff in here, which means they probably don't know what any of it does, but they want to play with it and find out. There's some dangerous shit in here. ...But maybe that's to Jim's advantage.
He knows there's one of those prankster balls in here, and it'll turn one of those intruders into a duck if Jim just sets it right. He just has to find it without being seen, so he sets off on his quest, carefully poking his head above the edge of the table to survey the contents. Not this table. Of course not. Next one, then?
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Pausing in his moves into the shadows he slunk slowly around the team, already picking at their spoils and towards Jim.
He did his best to be obvious to the captain without the others taking note. He lightly tapped Jim's ankle three times before sliding up next to him under the table.
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He adjusts the settings, although he's not sure he'll actually get a mouse out of it, but at least it will be something smaller and less angry than a crocotank. Maybe it'd turn into a tiger and maul the others. That'd be cool.
He hands it to Clint and pantomimes pushing the trigger button on it and throwing it at the big guy. Hopefully Clint understands because Jim's going to go find that weapon he saw.
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But he's short on time. Even that small breath of sound and Jim's movements have drawn the Tank's attention. The mutant has turned and stalked after the small sounds. Further away from the rest of his team and into the dark. Nows the only chance to take the Tank out and get a fraction of time to reset to bring down the others.
Clint puts that perfect aim to practice and giving it a spin sends it rolling, twisting and turning through the table legs and bumped into the Tank's heel. The mutant stumbled to a stop and looked down as the little sphere hummed to life. In the blink of an eye all that was left of where the once hefty mutant was a fuzzy, dull grey animal that Clint couldn't tell if it was a rat, mouse or lemming.
The rodent looked as shocked at Clint felt.
"... I'll be damned..."
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Unfortunately, that also draws the attention of the others in the room, and they draw their guns. Well, great. Jim leaps up before they lose the element of surprise and makes a running leap for that alien taser, grabbing it and sliding off the other end of the table, back onto the floor before the bullets start raining around him. At least the tables are sturdy and he can hide under them, and he tips one over to use as a shield, scattering random devices everywhere.
Now, he just has to prime this fucking thing. It's been off for God knows how long. Awesome.
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He will NOT risk Jim's life, as an asset or individual. He promised the man his safety and Clint does his damndest to keep his promises.
Their attention turned towards Jim gives Clint ample opportunity to pop up and fire off two quick shots before diving down again.
Perfect aim and two of the operatives drop. One dead the other with a shattered knee and screaming hysterically. The last standing operative was starting to panic. Firing in every direction to get at the 'ghost'.
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Nothing.
BRILLIANT, THERE'S A FUCKING SAFETY ON IT? Jim ducks back down, and then pops up again a second later. At least he already has a bead on his target, so when he fires, it hits the guy dead in the chest and sends him reeling back and to the floor, spasming and twitching.
He takes a final check around the room to make sure there's no more, and then he grins. "Okay, not as smooth as I would've liked, but-- wait, where'd the mouse go?" They should probably put it in a jar, or something.
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Clint walks to where one of the agents is clutching his destroyed knee and whimpering. Clint's face was cold. Ruthless. He set his foot on the damaged knee and leaned the pressure down. The man yeowled and clawed ar his ankle. "Definitely not pain trained this guy... "
Clint glared down at him and snarled in choppy Russian. Leaning more on the knee if the operative looked like he wasn't going to cooperate. He wailed and babbled back in the heavy words and accent.
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He doesn't speak Russian, so he won't be very useful in the interrogation phase. He can't say he's too pleased about causing people pain while questioning them, but he also knows it's not like there's much other option. Clint doesn't have a mind-reading Vulcan on his side.
"What's he sayin'?"
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